Another fine letter from enthusiastic reader Tom S:
Does the most sage dating Guru of gurus have advice for how my friend might propose marriage? What should he say and do? How will he know when it’s time to propose? What should he wear? It’s only the 10th century BCE here in Arabia and religion hasn’t been invented yet, and there are no scrolls from Gilgamesh addressing this topic. We will be most grateful, even willing to sacrifice a camel or two in your honor.
Y’know, it’s been a while since I last had a proper camel sacrifice. It’s a lost art, really. A little messy, granted, but there’s really nothing quite like broiled Bactrian hump. And it makes the orphans at the caravansarai so happy.
What’s this now? Proposing marriage, eh. Sounds mighty serious.
And you know what? It is serious. The biggest decision you’ve ever made in your life. Even bigger than deciding between steak and seafood, corduroys and jeans, Coachella and Bonaroo, Audi and BMW.
Basically, you’re pledging to tie yourself to another person forever. And forever is a pretty freakin’ long time.
Generally speaking, I do my best not to dispense advice too far beyond the courtship phase. I’m just here to help give you the problem — err, I mean relationship. Once you have it, you’re better off listening to scientists like John Gottman who really know what happens on that planet. The Tao of Dating books are 12 chapters about courtship and one about relationship. Moreover, I’ve never proposed to anyone, so far be it from me to instruct in that domain.
That said, my job here is to help you make better decisions. So when it comes to big-ticket decisions like this, you had better make sure you have all the safeguards in place so you don’t do something stupid — like marrying the girl who’s going to (more…)
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Written by Ali Binazir MD MPhil on 3 March 2011